I just thought of the phrase “Go eat a dick made out of lightsabers” and now I’m kind of annoyed that no one has made me angry enough to say it out loud.
Thanks to the weather it took me almost 2 hours to drive to work today in case you guys were wondering just how much I hate everything right now.
I’m too tired to make coffee and now I’m going to die because I don’t have coffee.
This morning on the drive to work…
My mind flashed to my dad dying. To us standing around him as the life support was turned off.
Then the thought popped into my head: “Well…at least we don’t have to buy him a Christmas present. That man was really hard to shop for.”
I felt horrible for thinking it…but I suddenly laughed out loud at myself and I felt something inside ease a little. It was such an absurd thought to have. I think he would have appreciated it.